1990s Gianfranco Ferré Grommet, Handle, Chain Skirt

Wowza!! What a fun little creation this is!! Where do I start explaining what is going on here? Hmmm... Okay, the fabric, what there is of it is a blue cotton denim treated with a silvery, glossy, silvery sheen. The entire skirt is covered in grommets, smaller 1/4", graduating to full 3/4" at the hem. The silver metal grommets are open in the centers, and the skirt is unlined so you will be showing lots of skin if proper undergarments are not worn. The skirt is a micro-mini length with a side zipper. Along with the grommets, the skirt has two unusual, removable features. A long silver chain covered in soft, clear plastic, and a leather handle, the type you would find on a briefcase. Both attach with clear plastic tabs that close with shiny silver snaps (GF logo on the snaps). Should you remove the chain and handle, only the clear plastic tabs with the GF snaps remain.